fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

04-17 / 16:51 / 2,861 notes / VIA / SOURCE

bitches-love-romano:

do you ever come up with AUs for your own life

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

laughterkey:

libraryseraph:

desidere:

thislovestoogoodtolast:

captcrieff:

Can you guess who?

Fuck you !!!

im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle

wait, are these not all the same dude?

Is it that hard to identify them all?

llazuli:

i-i-i just wanted to try my hand at some snk genderbends |||

they’re just a bunch of catty girls that hang out and do girly stuff, ya know
featuring eren, armina, jeanne, and marcy!

04-17 / 16:10 / 1,991 notes / VIA / SOURCE

za-eph:

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

Fuck

nobodycars:

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

OKAY THATS ENOUGH

danbeur:

dumb hogwarts au gays

04-17 / 15:35 / 1,028 notes / VIA

bevsi:

excuse you…

04-17 / 15:34 / 2,749 notes / VIA / SOURCE

vinebox:

IM WEAK

vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips

Pale face

Would ya

Change ya fate

holy shit

AK